Thursday, 28 April 2016

Blog Tour: The Summer we Danced by Fiona Harper

Title: The Summer we Danced
Author: Fiona Harper
Published: 7th April 2016
Publisher: MIRA














It's I am the last stop on the blog tour today for The Summer we Danced by Fiona Harper. Today I get to share a teaser of the book with you. 




One
I inhaled deeply as I raised myself on to my toes with the poise and concentration of an Olympic diver. I swayed precariously, but steadied myself, knowing that everything— everything—depended on me keeping perfectly still for the next few seconds.
I waited, eyes half-scrunched closed, even though they were fixed on the digital numbers flickering rapidly between my big toes. 
Any moment…
Any moment now the display would stop jumping around and deliver its verdict. My heart was thudding so hard I could swear the noise was bouncing off the tiled walls of my bathroom.
And then, just as I thought it was never going to happen, it did.
I stared down at the pale-green digits lighting up my bathroom scales in horror.
‘No way!’
I knew Christmas had been bad. I knew that, despite my promises to myself to have just a few naughty things, as the festivities had progressed my cravings had gained momentum, eventually sweeping me away on a relentless tide I’d been helpless to resist. (I’d never been a strong swimmer.)
The green digits flashed at me, blinking their accusation.
I jumped backwards off the scales. The stupid thing was malfunctioning, that was all. Probably just sulking because I’d neglected it for most of November and all of December, a bit like Roberta did after I’d been away. My cat always put on a show of being mortally offended if I dared leave her alone overnight, giving me the cold shoulder for at least half an hour before she finally leapt on to my lap, kneading my thighs with deliberately unsheathed claws and purring like an old-fashioned petrol lawnmower. Not that I expected my bathroom scales to purr back at
me when they’d had a chance to calm down. However, a little love in the form of a decent number wasn’t too much to ask, was it? After all, we’d be bosom buddies again in
no time, especially now January’s cold light was intent on revealing my every lump and bump.
I glanced in the mirror, something I’d studiously avoided doing over the festive season. My cheeks were definitely chubbier, making the pixie cut I’d had back in the summer—
the I’m-divorced-and-I’m-embracing-my-new-life cut—  seem like a moment of insanity rather than a declaration offreedom. I ignored the healthy gloss on my short, almostblack hair, the way the cut made my eyes look huge, and focused instead on the fact my cheekbones had definitely
been swallowed up by the sheer volume of mince pies I’d consumed.
Ugh. Disgusting.
I’d had a good excuse, though. I’d thought the second Christmas without Ed—the first since our divorce had been finalised—would be easier. Less lonely. And maybe it would have been, if he hadn’t been posting pictures on Facebook of his fabulous Caribbean Christmas with the Tart.
Now, before you start lecturing, I know I should have blocked him, but I needed to see those pictures, to remind myself of reality, to remind myself I should stop snivelling about the way life had turned out and be glad it was the Tart who had to deal with his smelly socks, unrealistic
demands, and toxic under-the-duvet fumes now. Even a thatched bungalow on an Antiguan beach couldn’t make that stench romantic.
I was better off without him.
I had to be, because he wasn’t coming back.
Anyway, as Big Ben had chimed last night I’d toasted Roberta with a large glass of Baileys and vowed that today would be my turning point. This would be the year of the new, improved Pippa. The Pippa who could finally get into a pair of skinny jeans without herniating something. The Pippa who was going to rise phoenix-like and resplendent from the ashes of her marriage and transform into a glorious being. I pondered that for a few moments but then made the mistake of looking down and discovered I could no longer see my toes past my rather wobbly midriff. I prodded the bulge with a finger and it rippled.
That’s the downside of stripping down to your underwear to weigh yourself. What you save in precious ounces, you gain back in reality. No longer could I ignore the fact I didn’t just have a muffin top, but a whole Victoria sponge sitting round my middle.
Maybe a phoenix was the wrong image—the wrong logo—for my marvellous rebirth. Maybe a butterfly would be a better fit. Because I clearly had the whole roly-poly cocoon thing going on.
While I’d been thinking, the bathroom scales had turned themselves off in a huff. I jabbed the button again with my big toe and waited for the display to do its usual warm-up dance and settle back to zero.
I’d try again. Just to double-check. After all, the battery might be going.
Once again I shifted my weight on to my toes, because I knew that leaning forward would cause the scales to dip up to half a pound. I rose to the right spot, the point of balance where I was far enough forward to see the jostling numbers go down a little, but not so far that I toppled over
and faceplanted into the bathroom wall. 
Oh, yay! Lower this time… Not even in the teens, but closer to—
Hang on. No.
Don’t do that! Stop climbing!
‘No, no, no, no, no!’
The scales had returned to exactly the same number they’d been at the first time. A number they had never dared showbefore. Not just double figures, but higher. The one that was unlucky for some, and definitely not good news for me. I couldn’t even comfort myself I was the national average dress size any more. I’d waved goodbye to that number in my rear-view mirror some time around mid-December. ‘Traitor,’ I whispered as I stepped off the scales and threw my pyjamas back on. Before the display went dark, the offending numbers seemed to linger just a little longer than normal, mocking me.
‘That’s it!’ I muttered as I tied up my dressing gown. ‘I’ll give you one more chance tomorrow, but after that I’m off to Argos for a replacement and you’re going down the dump!’
The scales sat there, unblinking in their innocence, as I stomped from the bathroom.


The Summer We Danced by Fiona Harper is out now in paperback and ebook (MIRA)






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